Hip-Hop Legend and mega-rich, ultra-successful record producer Russell Simmons says there’s ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY no such thing as the Illuminati … which is EXACTLY what someone in the Illuminati would say!!!!Simmons — if that’s even his real name — is connected to a whole bunch of people rumored to be in the super-secret society that controls the world … including Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye and Oprah. So when we asked if he could confirm or deny one of the alleged members … or even acknowledge the group’s existence at all … it’s almost like he protested a little too much, saying “Are you kidding me? I’m a grown f*cking man!”Translation — YES!!!!